You are the Principal!
Early one morning, a mother tried to wake her son up.
Mom: Wake up, son. It’s time for school!
Son: I don’t want to go to school today.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why you don’t want to go.
Son: Well, for one the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me for two!
Mom: Oh, that’s no excuse. Come on, get ready!
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go.
Mom: Well, for one, you are 52 years old and for another, you are the Principal!
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